A callback from almost 2 years ago. A guest approaches the gay concierge.
GUEST: Excuse me, but I’m very, very upset. I bought tickets to “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” through your colleague earlier for me and some of my business associates. I will need a refund immediately. He did not mention…
GUEST: Excuse me. We’ve been trying to talk to [a manager] all day! We keep being told “He’s in a meeting! He’s with another guest! He’ll call you back!” We need to speak to him NOW and we can’t wait.
(Concierge sees the said manager prancing across the lobby in a goddamned turkey costume.)
CONCIERGE: I’m so sorry, but he is preoccupied at the moment. Is there something I can do for you?
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
I wish Batman was depicted like this more often. Many of his villains are mentally ill and victims of tragic circumstances, it would be nice to see him try to help them as much as he helps the people they put in danger because of their problems.
I tear up every time I watch this show. “I had a bad day too, once.”
Best version of Batman. Best version of Harley.
Saturday by Rebecca Black (feat. Dave Days)
and just like that, the queen has returned and dethroned all of our faves with one swift motion
THIS IS POSSIBLY THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
"what am i doing? captain! tell them you never found us! after all, people get lost in the jungle all the time!